I think this says on his behalf:
- I have a job.
- I won’t show up for a date in a hoodie and basketball shorts.
- I own and wear shoes without laces.
- I can handle color.
- I believe in quality.
- I’m capable of running errands.
- I pay for tedious tasks, which might also include housecleaning and preparation of food.
- I care about how I look.
- I have, at least on occasion, worn something over my wife beater.
- I don’t live with my mother.
Sometimes, it’s the little things.